GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.
Girlfriend : “…And are you sure you love me and no one else ?”
Boyfriend : “Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday”.
Teacher : “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I beshowing?”
Student : “Brotherly love”.
Teacher : “Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
Sam : “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook”.
Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in parts of
Africa
a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, My son!!
pretty nice ones:)