**Time to cheer up people - not that bad…how about this…
**
*Chacha cricket overhyped and deserves to be dropped for the next game… *
Before the series, he made big claims that he will have some new tricks up his sleeves such as new Naaray ( slogans) such as “Sehwag kee Fifty, Tumhary Jootee, aur mery Dhotee” but where is all that bravado now , hain ?
The Indians must have totally demoralized him with their performance and I think it is really down the inefficiency of Chotu the tea boy who served tea to Chacha - I mean who authorized the low amounts of sugar. PCB is totally to blame as it used tea bags instead of choora chai - the idiots - what do they take us fans for ? 
On a final note, I think its clear from this episode that Pak cricket is on its way down and no amount of fresh biryani can remedy the situation. Additionally, Sami should be dropped unconditionally and with immediate effect until he learns to swear effectively and round the off stump to Indian batsman.
We also hope that PCB have learnt their lesson and will provide additional sugar supplies for Chacha - whose miserable performance in this match has brought shame to our nation and most people in the Universe ( although people from Beta-Alpha-C Galaxy are exempt as they never really understood cricket in the first place)
And also:
Sehwag not impressed with Chacha:
Virender Sehwag, who has the honour of being the 99087th man to *almost *score 10000 runs in an innings, has claimed that Chacha cricket is nothing.
The Indian batting star, when interviewed by our special correspondent Mangal Panday, says that after this match its clear that Chachas decision to wear brown socks was a shocking defeat for Pakistan and its fans and proved that flat pitches and brown socks had a direct correlation.
In the meanwhile, ex Pakistan cricketer and man famous for beating the local tortoise to the best slowest test century ever, Muddasser Nazar has claimed that Chacha cricket was seen cheering the Pak team in an obvious manner. He added that it was clear with the Chachas antiques that he BobWoomer and Inzi had colluded to introduce grass eating cattle on the grassy pitch and create weather conditions that effected Muddassers sinuses…
