Satire:Shoaib Akhtar in new sponsorship deal

Re: Satire:Shoaib Akhtar in new sponsorship deal

well guys, things are changing now....

the pak tour of india revealed (among many other things) the promising emergence of Kolkata express, which proved (time after time over the past 6 months) to be faster than Rawalpindi express, yet at the same time consistent (pak railways claims that they are working on the consistency of rawalpindi express to stay in business and compete with the indian counterpart)...

probably SourceNews correspondants need to look into this hot story, specially after Akhter was heard as saying, "Damn, this guy is faster than me. By the time I complete my run-up (in australian pubs), this guy is long gone. Maybe the divorced ex-captain was right, when he said that I need to shorten my run-up."