The big fuss on stones thrown on Pak Team ? here is the truth - can you handle the truth ?
Object thrown on Pak Team bus in Jharkand (TSN)
By our physics correspondent
Jharkand: Police Authorities still investigating the reason why an object was thrown on the Pakistani Team Bus, have admitted that they have found the object in question and have employed the renowned scholar on Gangulo Physics, Prof. Miggy Lal to explain the incident.
Subsequently, in an exclusive interview to TheSourceNews, Prof Miggy Lal has confirmed that the object that hit the bus has been identified as Indian Captain Saurav Ganguly.
According to precise mathematical and mental analysis of the incident by our good professor, its is clear that Ganguly, suffering from a crisis of moral fibre ( fear of Pak bowling ) was attempting to talk to Inzimam while riding along side in his TVS victor bike (borrowed from Dhoni )when Inzi in a typical act of belligerence and arrogance (sure to be punished by the ICC) turned away from the window and took another bite of his takeaway Biryani dinner.
This infuriated Ganguly to no end and he immediately decided to take the laws of physics into his own hand. Using an MRF bat and a trousers supplied by Pepsi ( Yah Dil Mangay Aur ), he launched himself from his bike onto the bus. Being totally out of form and lacking the hand eye coordination to execute this move to perfection and totally misjudging his own trajectory, Ganguly is reported to have hit the front of the bus and then bounced on to another TATA bus traveling alongside before slamming into the Pak Team Bus and Samis bus window at an odd angle. Sami who is easily startled, fainted shortly afterward. Ganguly was later found on top of a rickshaw traveling to “neighbouring” Kolkatta where he is King.
By our Medical correspondent:
Hospital authorities have described his condition as comfortable but according to TV correspondent Aamir Sohail : “These Indians are great batsman but maybe they should leave riding bikes to Shoaib Akhtar, hahahaha”
Re: Satire: Object thrown on Pak Team bus in Jharkand
Thanks people - your encouragement will only prolong your own torture :D
Now those wondering where the term GanguloPhysics comes from in above article , need to see the following prequels to this post...WARNING: some viewers may find this slightly distasteful - apologies in advance !!!
Here goes:
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By our science reporter
New Dehli:Most people think he was clean bowled by Rana and Afridi but the real fact of the matter is more serious and requires an urgent investigation by the ICC.
Ganguly himself believes that as in Bangalore, his stumps were uprooted not by the bowler but by a freak flow of backdraft that totally demolished his stumps.
To support his theory, he has cited a study by Prof. Miggy Lal from the DelhiBelly institute of Hysterionics. In this study, Prof. Miggy Lal experimented with 10 types of Daal and Prunes mixture fed to himself. He has after considerable pain, proven beyond the slightest doubt that it is indeed possible by the tension and fear induced by seeing a fast bowler run up to bowl to a batsman of Gangulys skills, that a large airflow results from the posterior end of a batsman, thus uprooting stumps even before the ball is bowled.
This finding, although incredible may also explain the hole in the ozone layer and global warming. The ICC would be well advised to keep a strict eye on Ganguly, next time he walks into bat.
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Breaking News:
Prog Miggy Lal wins Nobel Prize in GanguloPhysics....
Stockholm, Sweden: The Nobel Prize committee has decided to award the prestigious Nobel prize for GanguloPhysics to the famous scientist , Prof. Miggy Lal. In a press release to TheSourceNews, the Nobel Committee mentioned Prof Miggy Lals contribution to GanguloPhysics, a new branch of aerodynamics which attempts to explain the reason for flying stumps whenever Indian captain Ganguly comes into bat. ( details of this theory can be read in above posts )
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