Its been a tough day for Pak supporters, time to have some fun - no ?
Sources very close to Ibn-e-Qasim Bagh stadium in Multan have confirmed that things are indeed looking bad for Pakistan. The TSN special correspondent on multicultural affairs, Raz Mian has sent us this dispatch from Multan:
“Well Sanjay, things are *really bad *– according to the police commissioner of Multan, the gravity of the situation has forced the local authorities to take unprecedented steps to limit quota of effigy burning to 2 Pak players per person ( 1 batsman and 1 bowler ) or 1 Coach - whichever is heavier.
Anyone, attempting to carry or buy more than one effigy of said players will be shot on sight and their remains beaten with a cricket bat.
The commissioner also said that whereas the Police were not in the business of being killjoys and suppressors of free and entertaining thoughts, it was their duty to ensure that there were enough effigies of Pak players left for all to enjoy and not a select few to gloat upon."
In other dramatic news, Multan Police now claim to have located 2 BarmyArmy supporters, missing since Salman Butt lost his wicket yesterday -
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