Who said technology was evil :CareBear:
"On Thursday, Westminster City Council launched a new text message service that will guide Londoners and tourists to their nearest public lavatory.
Anyone who sends the word “Toilet” to 80097 will receive a reply giving details of their nearest public convenience."
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dude this is so needed... that was one of the biggest issues when out and about in Karachi. we need same thing in karachi.
hopefully it will not respond "khochay ki bacchi. go to the wall on the next bock, for your convenience the wall says 'dekho gadha peshaab kar raha hai' u know"
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And hopefull the president is not out with the US dignitary shooting those pee-ers (as that joke went).
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I dont see such a pressing need of this service in developed nations since you can walk into any supermarket or any gas station's toilet.
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dude this is so needed... that was one of the biggest issues when out and about in Karachi. we need same thing in karachi.
hopefully it will not respond "khochay ki bacchi. go to the wall on the next bock, for your convenience the wall says 'dekho gadha peshaab kar raha hai' u know"
One of the most basic human neccessity...........and is ignored big time in Muslim Countries...........:(
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sind sagar and its okay for us guys, I have usedsome of the filtiest places where the act of taking a dump probably made the place cleaner on average but i cant imagine ladies using those places.
usually in Karachi, i have some places picked out, and I would just make my way there. this time it was like an emergency courtesy of some thing I ate, closest place was above cooperative market shop level where they do wazoo and all, and there is a masjid, the loo had no doors, and it was a basic khuddi, I was a little concerned at the people there and did not want to get mugged,
so I made the decision of sitting backwards i.e. not with my back towards the entrance but facing the entrance...already looked out of place as the majoriy of ppl were mazdoor type folks and i was there in jeans and a tshirt and ..so people stopped..stared at me, and at that point I could not do anything...fine dude, check the frank and beans out, i hafta do what I hafta do..
on the bright side, atleast I found a place and did not have to take a dump in teh street, and because it was massive diarrhea, I did not have to sit there for a long time serving a a source of curiosity for onlookers. it was all over in seconds..
:(
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Okies, now we need some air freshner here.
You didn't need to into such details, we understand ur quandry Pir sahib.
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how else would you understand being helpless ....so helpless that you will reveal DJ happy and his turn tables to to the world willingly :(
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dude this is so needed... that was one of the biggest issues when out and about in Karachi. we need same thing in karachi.
hopefully it will not respond "khochay ki bacchi. go to the wall on the next bock, for your convenience the wall says 'dekho gadha peshaab kar raha hai' u know"
i thinked in future they will build walls instead of restrooms which says MEN :D
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sind sagar and its okay for us guys, I have usedsome of the filtiest places where the act of taking a dump probably made the place cleaner on average but i cant imagine ladies using those places.
usually in Karachi, i have some places picked out, and I would just make my way there. this time it was like an emergency courtesy of some thing I ate, closest place was above cooperative market shop level where they do wazoo and all, and there is a masjid, the loo had no doors, and it was a basic khuddi, I was a little concerned at the people there and did not want to get mugged,
so I made the decision of sitting backwards i.e. not with my back towards the entrance but facing the entrance...already looked out of place as the majoriy of ppl were mazdoor type folks and i was there in jeans and a tshirt and ..so people stopped..stared at me, and at that point I could not do anything...fine dude, check the frank and beans out, i hafta do what I hafta do..
on the bright side, atleast I found a place and did not have to take a dump in teh street, and because it was massive diarrhea, I did not have to sit there for a long time serving a a source of curiosity for onlookers. it was all over in seconds..
:(
How about you are struck in a Traffic jam and you can't move a inch and does this Satelite Service helps then ?
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Can't hurt!!
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Can't hurt!!
dude it happend to me, once BJP was doing Rastaroko hartal and i struck in traffic jam for nearly 8 hrs, couldn't do anything
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errrrr, i had the similar dilemma and luckily i had a bottle of gatorade which was half full then all empty then full then empty, and all was well. :halo:
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You’re supposed to throw it when full, not empty it
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abay...I had to refill it again...if i had tossed it then I would be worse off then when i was when i started on that harebrained scheme :)
plus what if i needed it 30 mins later, i mean god knows how long i was gonna be in the traffic jam
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Well you would've prob needed to buy another bottle for the other end anyway. Plus its good to use fresh bottles, warna germs lagtay hain
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nyah luckily it was just #1.
and the mechanics of utilizing a gatorade bottle for #1 were tough enough, I am not sure how it would have worked if it was a 2 bottle job, steering the car with my knees and ..
may god save us all from such a dilemma I say..
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Aah, that's why. I was trying (not) to picture the physics of it all.
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yeah just a refill man, it was not the large gatorade bottle but the smaller one, so needed refills.
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Aah, that's why. I was trying (not) to picture the physics of it all.
that would be quite a mr Bean moment dont u think?