Santa and Banta are best friends. Santa has very good
job but Banta is jobless. They decide that they’ll
apply together for the next job. On day of the
interview, Santa tells Banta that he will go inside
first and answer all questions except the last one and
after coming out he would tell Banta all the questions
& answers.
So when Banta will go and answer there, he will get
the Job. So, Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER: When did India get independence?
SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in
1947.
EMPLOYER: Good. Who is India’s Prime Minister ?
SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari
Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER: OK. What is India’s population?
SANTA: (He was not to reply last one so he says) Good
Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I
will tell you Sir.
Now he comes out and tells Banta all questions and
answers. In a state of nervousness, Banta remembers
all answers but forgot the questions. He goes in now.
EMPLOYER: When were you born?
BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in
1947.
EMPLOYER: What? Who is your father?
BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari
Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER: Employer is upset now. Are you mad Mr.
Banta?
BANTA: Good Question, Research is going on, and when I
know, I will tell you Sir.