Ok here it goes… 
Sardars in India were tired of the un fair government of India. They decided to sit down, make a plan and fight a war for their freedom and an independent land.
They gather (hehe…)at their leader’s place and brainstorm (hehe..) on different ideas to plan the war. But they were troubled because of one thing…
Maninder: I’m afraid that we might not be able to handle the infrastructure, and other complications…
Narinder: Don’t worry once we win the war against hindus, we will fight Amrika!, and u know what! we will lose to the gora. This will bring gora to our land and he will set up every thing for us… using his latest technology and experienced government set up.
Maninder: O sub tay theek aay bhai Narinder, Pur jay asi goray kolon wi jung jeet gaay tay fair ki hoy ga?
ha! ha!
BoSS