An American, an Italian and a Surdarji
were doing construction work on scaffolding on the
20th floor of a building…
They were eating lunch and the American said, “Corned beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I’m going to jump off this building.” The Italian opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Pasta again! If I get pasta one more time I’m going to jump off, too.” The Surdarji opened his lunch and said, “Paratha and dal again. If I get paratha and daal one more time I’m jumping too.”
Next day - The American opens his lunch
box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his
death. The Italian opens his lunch, sees pasta
and jumps The Surdarji opens his lunch, sees paratha
and daal and jumps to his death also…
At the funeral… The American’s wife is weeping…She
says, “If I’d known how really tired he was of
corned beef & cabbage, I never would have given it
to him again! The Italian’s wife also weeps and
says " I could have given him pizza or lasagna! I
didn’t realize he hated pasta so much.” Everyone
turned and stared at the Surdarji’s wife… “Hey,
don’t look at me,” she said, “He makes his ownlunch!”