Sardarji......

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?> Because below 18 was not allowed.

How do you measure a Sardar’s intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear.

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenadeat you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy…he’s got a hand grenade in hismouth.

How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

What is the Sardar doing when he holds his handstightly over his ears? Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don’t have to re-train them on Monday.

Why can’t Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.

How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.

What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.

What do you see when you look into a Sardar’s eyes?
The back of his head.

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh (‘T’ silent!).

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.

Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

Why does Sardar have “TGIF” written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

Why can’t Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone.

How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.

“Oh, look at the dead bird.”
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.

Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman asopposed to are regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

ohhh man your in trouble now..
wait till rani hears these..

Those were pretty good

If a Sardar and a Pakistani Jump out of a plane who will land first?


The Pakistani.  Why?


Because the Sardar will have to stop and ask for directions

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They were really funny! But I can’t believe how sick we are to laugh at some one by making them look ridiculous.

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Watnay deeyan Thandiyaan Chainyaan O yaar!!!

Sardar's Janta Sing and Banta Singh went to Amreeka and were visiting Nasa's Shuttle Program.

They were being given a tour of the facilities and stranded off on their own.  After and hour of running in a circle, they were tired and noticed a blue liquid in two flasks.   They thought to themselves  ... COLD DRINKS!!! and drank it.


Early the next morning from their seperate hotel rooms... the phone rings at Janta's room.

Banta: Yaar Janta, how are you feeling?

Janta: Yaar Baanta, I'm feeling oh kay but my stomach is growling.

Banta: Did you go the bathroom yet?

Janta: No

Banta: Make sure you don't go do #2

Janta: Why?

Banta: Because I did and now I'm speaking to you from Hong Kong

Moral of the story:

 Never be amazed by what  Sardar can do

well its fine as long as no ones feelings are hurt but if some one objects then i guess we must not make a joke out of other peoples feelings .so every thing is fine if its within limits