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A haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death. “The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm,” the clerk told him.“Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined,” exclaimed the haryanavi. “My father was 182 cms tall.”
- Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise ‘beach’ kyo kaheete hai ? Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ? Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beachkahete hai .
- Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
“even if u r not hungry just be greedy”