*Why does a sardar only change his baby’s diapers once a month?
Because it says right on the box “good for up to 20 pounds.”
*Why couldn’t the sardar write the number “eleven”?
He didn’t know which “one” came first…
*We’re almost there," said Santa Singh to Banta Singh.
“See those two houses over there… mine’s the one in the middle!”
- Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day.
“Why”, his friend Santa Singh asked him, “are you wearing two jackets?”.
“Because,” said Banta Singh, “The directions on the can said to put on two coats.”
*Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?
He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.
*Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world?
Because even under torture they can’t remember what they have been assigned to
- A Sardar is in a bar and his cell phone rings, so he picks it up and says " Hello, how did you know I was here?
*Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate.
“Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese.”
“How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?”
“Aah, Sardarji have read in newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth is a Chinese.”
- Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this small TV,” he told the salesman.
“Sorry, we don’t sell to SARDARs,” he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman “I would like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,” Salesman replied.
“Damn, he recognized me,” he thought. He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman.“I would like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,” he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed “How do you know I’m a Sardar?”
“Because that’s a microwave,” he replied.