" An Expert is a person called at the last moment to Share the blame "
What is a jiving Sardar called? Breakdan Singh.
Khalistan Jokes: Khalistan National Drink: Sarbat Khalsa
Khalistan National Bird: Tandoori Chicken
International Airline: Kitthe Pacific
National Airline: Itthe Pacific
National Anthem: Sten gun man
National Taxi Service: Kar Seva
What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?
Just-beer Singh.
What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ?
Just-one Singh. Khalistan's national song?
Bande marte hum.
A female Khalistan terrorist? Hard Kaur.
A famous Khalistani profession? Jarnailism.
Khalistan history .. SARSON-DA-SAGA
The great wall of khalistan ..
LONG-O-WALL
National dish of khalistan .. AKALI-DAAL
The dirty drain of khalistan .. BAR-NALA
A sikh scuba diver .. JULL-UNDER SINGH
A better adapted sikh diver ..
JULLUNDER SINGH GILL A bald sardarjee ..
BAL-WANT SINGH
What does a sardarjee say to a whore ? ..
WHORE JEE, KI HAL HAI ?
What do you call a sikh female's boyfriend?
Her Pal Singh
What do you call a sikh guy running towards the
enemy camp with a white flag in his hand?
(This had appeared on SCI long long ago.)
Surrender Singh adding one more :
A sardar with single strand of hair:
Ek-bal Singh.
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