** Don’t know if this one has been posted here b4, just got it to my mail add
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A Sardar (male sikh) applied for a Medical School Entry level Examination
needless to say never made it - do you know why ???
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These R the answers he gave …
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ANTIBODY - against everyone
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ARTERY - the study of fine paintings
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BACTERIA - back door to a cafeteria
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BENIGN - what you be after you be eight
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BOWEL - letters like a,e,i,o,u
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CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome
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CARDIOLOGY - advanced study of poker playing
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CAT SCAN - searching for lost kitty
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CHRONIC - neck of a crow
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COMA - punctuation mark
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CORTIZONE - area around local courthouse
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CYST - short for sister
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DIAGNOSIS - person with a slanted nose
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DILATE - the late British princess
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DISLOCATION - in this place
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DUODENUM - couple in jeans
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ENEMA - not a friend
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FALSE LABOR - pretending to work
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GALLBLADDER - bladder in a girl
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GENES - blue denim
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HERNIA - she is close by
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HYMEN - greeting to several males
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IMPOTENT - distinguished, well-known
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LABOR PAIN - hurt at work
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LACTOSE - person without digits on the foot
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LIPOSUCTION - a French kiss
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LYMPH - walk unsteadily
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MICROBES - small dressing gowns
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OBESITY - city of Obe
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PACEMAKER - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
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PROTEIN - in favour of teens
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PULSE - grain
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PUS - small cat
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RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula
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RUPTURE - ecstasy
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SECRETION - hiding anything
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SERUM - sailors drink
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SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough
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SUTURE - Gujarati for “what do you want”
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TABLET - small table
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TUMOR - extra pair
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ULTRASOUND - radical noise
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