Sardarji ki Khudkushi

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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A news reporter gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks;
The correspondent: Sardarji how did it happen?
Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM par aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
The correspondent: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.
Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.

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:hehe:

posted before lekin sounds much better when u say it… :rotfl:

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wah ji… :k:

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:rotfl:

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:rotfl: Sardar jeezz…!

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:rotfl:

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:smiley: main ne doobara parha to bohat hansi aai :hehe:

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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unfortunately Smart…

:k:

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:hehe:

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lol when did sardaarz started speakin urdu lol

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yaarooo

tusi log saray vegie jokes kiyoun likhtay hooo..

Aghar non-veg sunnan hai tuo rabta keejay …

Paka Paindoo phraam Manchester ju kay

OO gaya :dhimpak:

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Hollla....

tht is hottt OMG i laughed my buttt offfffff..................
wow tht wz great..

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now i will never ever try to use this mode of suside…:teary1:
kiya faida jab yeh realible source hi na hoo…:bummer:

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haha ! good one!

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:rotfl:

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:hehe: :rotfl: @ the joke…

and

Tum kya sardar ho?? jo do baar parhna parta hai :hehe: