Sardarji is buying a TV. “Do you have color TVs?”
“Sure.”
“Give me a green one, please.”
Sardarji calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
Just a sec," says the rep.
“Thank you.” says Sardarji and hangs up.
EMPLOYMENT..
Sardarji was filling up an application form
for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc.
Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled here. After much thought he wrote : Yes
A Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?”
The clerk replies,"That is a thermos.
Sardarji then asks, “What does it do?”
The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.”
Sardarji says, “I’ll take it!”
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. Sardarji boss sees him and asks,“What is that shiny object you have?”
He said, “It’s a thermos.”
The boss then says, “What does it do?”
He replies, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
The boss said, “Wow, what do you have in it?” Sardarji replies, “Two cups of coffee and a
coke.”
Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh! we will get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?”
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, “No problem!
we’ll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we’ll automatically get developed.”
All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single word.
Someone asked him why he wasn’t happy. The surd replied,“OH! THAT’S ALRIGHT BUT…WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ???”
---------------------------------------------Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this
small TV,” he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,“he replied. He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, then came back and again told the salesman. “I would like to
buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,” Salesman
replied.
“Damn, he recognized me,” he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big
sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman. I would like
to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to Sardars,” he
replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed “How do you know I’m a Sardar?”
“Because that’s a microwave,” came the reply. ---------------------------------------------Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
---------------------------------------------What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back. ---------------------------------------------
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy…he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth. --------------------------------------------- How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
--------------------------------------------- What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought. ---------------------------------------------
What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh (‘T’ silent!).
What do you call a Sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
-------------------------------------------- How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it. --------------------------------------------- Why can’t Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
--------------------------------------------- What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them.
Ik fursat e gunah mili woh bhi char din