sardarji Jokes................

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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A Sardarjee Buy’s V.C.R

A Sardar walks into an Electronics store and says to the clerk

" bhaisaihb yeh VCR kitne ka diya" (how much for that VCR)

The clerk replies

“Sardarji tujhe nahin bechoonga … chalte bano” (won’t sell to you, please leave the store)

The Sardar can’t believe the prejudice, “hum bhi dheet hain” (I’m stubborn too) he thinks. He goes to the closest Barber, gets a haircut. Buys some swanky clothes wears a pair of Ray Bans, then returns to the same store. He just doesn’t look like himself

“How much for that VCR” he asks the clerk pushing his hair back- Yankee style.

The Clerk replies

“Sardarji vapas aagaye ho, bola na tumhe nahin bechoonga” (you’re back Sardar ji. I told you I won’t sell to you)

Must have slipped up on something thinks the Sardar. He returns the next day looking like a Tamilian Brahmin much chandan on forehead and all.

“aaeeyo ji, yeh VCR kitne ka diya” he asks the same clerk in a prefect Tamilian accent.

“Sardar ji … bala na, tumhe nahin bechoon ga”

Over the next few days the Sardar returns to the store in some real innovative guises, but the Clerk always picks him out at the same Sardar ji.

“VCR nahin bechna … theek hai, yeh to bataoo mujhko pehchante kaise ho”(don’t sell me the VCR, but please tell me how you recognize me)

“abe yeh VCR nahin … washing machine hai” (because it’s not a VCR but a washing machine)

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2

Sardar again

Two surds go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to shore.

The first surd says:
“I hope u remember the spot where u caught all those fish.”

The other answers:
“Yes,I made 'X’on the side of the boat to mark the spot.”

"U idiot!"replies the first."how do u know u will get the same boat tommorrow.

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3

This sardarji goes to the doctor and says “Doc,I ache all over.Every where i touch it hurts.”

The doc says"OK.touch ur elbow."

The sardarji touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain.

The doc,surprised,says “touch ur head.”

The sardarji touches his head and jumps in agony. The doc asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens. Every where the sardarji touches it hurts like hell.

The doc is stumped and orders a complete examination with X-rays etc.. and tells the sardar to come back in 2 days.

Two days later the sardar comes back and the doctor says, “We’ve found ur problem.”

“oh yeah?what is it?”

‘you’ve broken ur finger!’.

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4

Master Thief

A Master Thief in London was giving a Coaching Class on Stealing and had students from all over the world. The Indian happened to be a Sardar. After several grueling classes on Theory came the final and decisive class of all, a practical demo.

The master took all his pupils to a house nearby in the darkness of night and entered that. But by mistake he overturns a vase.
Owner : Who’s that?
Master: Miaooow…
The owner is satisfied and goes back to sleep. Mission accomplished.

The sardar is very impressed. Returning to Punjab, he decides to open a similar class for his fellow sardars. Does so and follows the same schedule of theory classes.

Then he goes for the demo with his pupils. Enters the house of a rich sardar in darkness, and tells the other sardars, " These are the various steps for stealing. You just observe. " Firstly, he goes and overturns a vase.
Owner : Koun Hai ? ( Who’s that ? )
Sardar : Mai Billi . ( I am the cat.)
Owner : Oh, Billi ( Oh. Cat.)
and goes back to sleep.

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hehehehe