sardarji jokes

system · July 29, 2000, 10:08pm

Saradar ji Jokes !!!

Q: How do you make a Sardar ji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Q: Why did the Sardar ji stare at frozen orange juice can for to
hours?
A: Because it said ‘concentrate’.

Q: How do you keep a Saradar ji busy?
A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: Why did 18 sardar ji go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

Q: Why did the sardar ji take his typewriter to the doctor ?
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

Q: A saradar ji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if
he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”

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i will turn handsome!!!

Oh yeah ur cool

Shaheen · July 29, 2000, 10:16pm

Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall.
It read "Parhne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an ass.)
Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,"Likhne waala gadha."(One who wrote it is an ass).

Shaheen · July 29, 2000, 10:20pm

Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence.
“They should not put up such misleading notices,“said Banta Singh.” It said , FINE FOR PARKING HERE.”

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Shaheen · July 29, 2000, 10:36pm

Mrs Kartar had bought a beautiful sweater for her husband . She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note. The note said : ’ The buttons of the sweater are removed since they were too heavy and added to the postage . You will find them in the right hand pocket of the sweater

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Shaheen · July 29, 2000, 10:39pm

Avtar & Kartar used to stay in same building . Avtar on the Ground floor & Kartar on the 25thfloor. One day when the lift was not working , Kartar invited Avtar for a Dinner. Avtar trudged up to 25thfloor to find Kartar’s flat closed from outside and had a note which read : ’ How did you enjoy your dinner ? ’
Not to be outdone , Avtar wrote under it , ’ Sorry , I could not make it . ’

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Ms.Pakistani · July 31, 2000, 8:13pm

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good 1s Shaheen …and UB 2000

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yOuNgBrAt · August 6, 2000, 2:48am

A very cheap Sarda Ji went to the Donut shop and bought one donut, after five mins he came back and was very mad and asked for his money back.
The clirk asked him “Why what happend sir?”
The Sardar said “You guys cheated me, there is a hole in my donut.”

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LOL…

—gEt tO kNoW mE bEfOrE yOu hAtE<—sAy wHaT?