Q: How do you keep a Sardar Ji busy all day?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: A Sardar Ji going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: What do you do whan a Sardar Ji throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell…he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q: How do you make a Sardar Ji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is a Sardar Ji doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did a Sardar Ji stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said ‘concentrate’.
Q: Why does Sardar Ji work seven days a week?
A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: What did Sardar Ji do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.
Q: Why did God give Sardar Ji 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn’t want them ****ting in the streets during parades.
Q: How do you confuse a Sardar Ji?
A: You don’t. They’re born that way.
Q: How do you keep a Sardar Ji in suspense?
A: (I’ll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: How do you keep a Sardar Ji busy?
A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can’t Sardar Ji make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the Sardar Ji try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did 18 Sardar Ji’s go to a movie?
A Because below 18 were not allowed !!!`
Q: What’s the difference between a Sardar Ji and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: Why do men like Sardar Ji jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: What does a Sardar Ji say when you ask him if his blinker is on?
A: It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off.
