Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed
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Sardar: Bhagwan mujhe dard de,
Dukh de,
tention de,
mujhe barbad kar de,
mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhagwan: Abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.
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* Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first -
the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Yaar kal raati 3 ghantay 1 ENGLISH Film wekhi.
Andar na koi Scene si, na Awaaz"
Friend:
"Film da Naam ki si?"
Sardar:
“No Disc Inserted”
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2 Sardar jungle main, samne sher(lion) agya,
1 ne miiti othai sher ki ankh main dal k bhagbe laga,
2nd khara raha,
ist: Abey bhag,
2nd: Main q bhagun mitti tu ny dali hai.
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GIRL to sardar: Oye tum ney apne 2daant Q blue kiye hai?
SARDAR: Yar mea ne INK lagahi hai.
GIRL: Q?
SARDAR: Oye tusi nie pata aaj kal bluetooth kitna mashoor hai.
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Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi…
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Santa apni gal friend ko I Luv kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.
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Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
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Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA
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Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”
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Teacher:Story sunao
Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
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2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,
1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.
2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha
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Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay
DR:Kia?
Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta
Dr:aisa kub hota hay?
Sardar:Phone kartay waqt
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sardar:maths which fail kyun hoyan?
son:kadi teacher kehndi ae 5+3=8
agle din kehndi ae 6+2=8
phir kehndi ae 4+4=8 . . . . . .
saali nu aap hi confirm nahi menu ki sikhana see.
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A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Sardar:Murgay di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Sardar: Dil?
Waiter: dil murgi le gayee.
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha
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1 Sardar doosre sarder se
” btao duniya may kon sa kam mushkil hai”???
2nd sardar” helmet pehen k pappi lena
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S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
but omgggg i jus burst owt haha