** The Complete Sardarji Encyclopaedia **
EMPLOYMENT..
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a
job. He promptly filled the columns titled
AME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column
“Salary Expected” : He was not sure as to what to be
filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes
CROCODILE BOOTS..
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you
bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to
Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being
made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him
killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks
its legs and angrily exclaims “71st
and again barefeet!”
A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it
home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later
disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
“Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai”
TO LOSE WEIGHT..
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight
kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34
kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the
doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a
problem. "What’s the problem?"asked the doctor. “I’m
2400 kms from home.”
TRAIN TO LUDHIANA..
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway
station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this
train to Ludhiana?” “No,” answers the Railway man.
“Can I?” asks Gani Singh.
A sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the
Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat
when his friend asks him “kyon sardarji, kya baat hai?
Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai” Sardarji
replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema
hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway
tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with
him. Somebody stops him and asks “kyon bhai ye sab
kyon leke baithe ho?” Sardarji replies “Saali train
late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun”
Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt
sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the
train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station
arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for
20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So,
when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly
shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the
Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching
home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed
when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What’s the
matter?" Replied he “The cheat on the train has taken
my 20 rupees and woken up someone else”
Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his
knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and
asked, “Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking
God for ?” The sardarji replied “I am thanking Him for
seeing to it that I wasn’t riding the donkey at that
time, otherwise I would have been missing too.”
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth
certificate “Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid:
Chinese.” “How come you write “Chinese” when both
parents are Sikh?” " Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper,
it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is
a Chinese."
Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to
the outer space. The ground control issues commands
“Rubi!” “Woof!” (its the barking sound) “Press the red
button.” “Woof! Woof!” “Moti!”
“Woof!” “Press the white button.” “Woof! Woof!”
“Sardarji!” “Woof.” “Stop barking, feed the dogs and
don’t touch anything!”
Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which
has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to
buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says “Yes”. “Give
me a thousand rupees and I’ll go get a ladder.” The
man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited
for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken
for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again
walking along the same street and the same man asks
him to buy the clock. “Give me a thousand rupees and
I’ll go get a ladder.” The Sardarji gives him the
thousand and says “I am not a fool.This time, you wait
and I’ll go get a ladder.”