Sardar Khiladi Singh was looking for a job. He couldn’t find one in India so started applying to US, Canada. As soon as he applied there, he got reply from a company. Khiladi Singh was very happy and started giving treat to his friends…daru-sharu di party de daali to all the friends.
Dost poocchne lagge ki… "Bhai, bataa to kon si company hai, kitni salary haai?” vagarah … vagarah…
Apna Khiladi Singh says "Letter zara English mein hai, per main tumhe translate kar ke sunata hoon… Woh company likthee hai kiii…
“DEAR SARDAR”… yaani ki “Humare pyare Sardarji”. Bhai waah!!!
“YOU DO NOT MEET”… yaani ki “Tum to milte hi nahin ho… Bahut busy ho”
“OUR REQUIREMENTS”… yaani ki “Humne to bahut zaroorat hai”
“NO FURTHER CORRESPONDENCE”… yaani ki “Aage chitthi bhejne ki jarurat nahin hai, Jaise bhi ho bas jaldi se aajao”
“WILL BE ENTERTAINED”… yaani ki “Bahut khatir ki jayegi”
“YOURS FAITHFULLY”… yaaan kiii “Hum tumhare wafaadaar”. Lo bhai, ab aur kiya chaahiye”.
Bhai Sardarji! Bahut bahut mubarak ho!!! 
pooor sardarzz