Sardarji -- a few more

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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In Sardar’s garment store a customer comes and enquires – “Bhaisaab Underwear dikhana zara”
Sardarji replies – “Oye yaar, I am very sorry, aaj pehnaa nahin”!

One Sardar to another-- " Yaar! Ye Murgi ke bacche Andey todkar bahar kaise aa jaatey hain?"
2nd Sardar " Oye, Pehle mainu yeh bataa, ke yeh band andey mein ghus kaise jaatey hain?"

Sardar ne Biwi se poocha “Aaj tau Chicken bahut tasty hai .. Kuch Khaas Masala lagayaa kyaa?”
Biwi boli " Kuch nahin, thodi si jal gayee thi, isiliye Burnol cream lagaya".

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Re: Sardarji – a few more

:omg:..I liked the burnol joke

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:cb: :cb:

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Re: Sardarji -- a few more

:):)

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Re: Sardarji -- a few more

The secound joke gets my vote.

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Re: Sardarji – a few more

jal gaya barnol lagaiye..cut gaya barnol lagaiye…!
I liked all of em :hehe:

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:cb:

Lambiii Kameez
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Re: Sardarji -- a few more

**OK :) **

but the first one does not make it, Sardars always wear Khacha.

**part of their religion...:) **