Banta Singh was appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt,
pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
“Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar,” he says, " it says here, ‘Answer the following questions in brief’.".
hahahahahah
I wrote a joke about sardar jee and then realized that could be too much so I erased it.
sorry guys
[This message has been edited by msaqibj (edited March 17, 1999).]
msaqibj..mere bhai it is an open field,share it with everyone...if someone dosent enjoyes it,,,it is his /her luck
Dilse if you say soo:
Here it is:
Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space.
The ground control issues commands
"Rubi!"
"Woof!"
"Press the red button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Moti!"
"Woof!"
"Press the white button."
"Woof! Woof!"
"Sardarji!"
"Woof."
"Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!
It was good saqibj,,thanks for sharing with all of us.
Sub ahcha hai, but try to get some new ones.
Or is it just me who has read all these before. (on offense)
Sub ahcha hai, but try to get some new ones.
Or is it just me who has read all these before. (on offense)
Sub ahcha hai, but try to get some new ones.
Or is it just me who has read all these before. (on offense)
mera khyial se ap ke gramaphone ka needle atak giya...ha.ha.ha
dil...dilseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee