Jassi singh tells his gf, “come home tomorrow, no one will b at home.”
When she goes the next day to his home… There was NO ONE at
home.
What frustrates the sardarji when his wife delivers twins???
He wonders who is the father of the second child.
A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :" too
boring, too many characters and no story".
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory
away??
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,“Abey saale Get me a coffee quickly!” The voice from the other side responded,“You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?” “No”, replied the trainee
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!” The Sardarji shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?” “No.”, replied the Managing Director. “Good!”, replied the Sardarji and put down the phone!