Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.
Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya?
Sardar replies “break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di…”
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge…think… “SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane
laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun.
Break wala to mein abhi apni ammi ko bhi sunaya hey
zabardast
waisay sardarooN wala joke to acha khasa ek dafa meray sath honey laga tha…I was in teh Park of Minar-e-Pakistan with my friends and was tellign my friend something and he wasn’t understanding…
tang aa ker mein ney kaha ; ‘Yar tum nirraay sikh ho!!’
guess wot…sath hi 3 sikh sardar jee mujhey ghoortey hoay meray sath say guzrey and I was like shuuu…bach gaya
