With apology to sardars don’t take the jokes seriously:
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic”
Sardar says, “pass the custard you bustard”.
Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”
Sardar says - “Baljith Singh Married”
Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k…but?? how much is DRIVING salary…?
Sardar’s theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!
2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES…NO…YES…NO…YES…NO…
A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied… "Hindi tera baap
2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!..
A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating…
A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the
exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY…
Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state…
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS
SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se…
2ND: itne… pyar se…?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta’ s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour
On Jeeto’s bday
Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.
teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated
sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
Teacher: is line ko english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan dan, done dana dan dan…
Santa went to mysore palace.
Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan’s chair
Santa - oye dont worry yaar i’ll get up when he comes.!!..
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai…
A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab?
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: JAY MATA DI.
When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND?
Sardar: 2kms…
Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?
Sardar: DOWNWARDS.
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.