Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
.
.
kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon
eacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!