Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams.
Docter: No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai
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3 sardars after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd: **** yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay!
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!
Sardar ji is buying a TV
“Do you have color TVs?”
“Sure.”
“Give me a green one, please.”
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Bhola: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon
Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said “My Mobile No. has
changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610”
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next… Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
Nurse: Congrats Pappu ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Pappu: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
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