A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flyingoverhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when
it was directly over him. The sardar says, "Good thing that cows don’t fly.
A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says " Hello, how did you know I was here?"
How many sardars does it take to pull off a
kidnapping? Six. One to kidnap the victim and five to write the ransom note.
Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world? Because even under torture they can’t remember what they have been assigned to.
Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else could use them if he lost his checkbook?
Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs? He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.
Banta Singh was painting his living room one hotday. “Why”, his friend Santa Singh asked him, “are you wearing two jackets?”.
“Because,” said Banta Singh, “The directions on the can said to put on two coats.”
A sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. then the foreman asked the sardar why he kept painting less each day, he replied “I just can’t do
any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can.”
We’re almost there," said the Santa Singh to Banta Singh. “See those two houses over there… mine’s the one in the middle!”
Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They’re there for those who don’t drink.
Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming home.