Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Judge : how did accident occur
Sardar :I don’t know sir I was sleeping… ;->
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Sardar: O Tery Result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss Kendi Aye Is Class wich 1 Saal Hor Laggay Ga.
Sardar: Saal Pavain 2,3 Lag Jawan Par Fail Na Hovin Mera Puttar. 
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Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo,
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan
dena chahti hai" …
Managr: wht can i do? ..
Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai
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Teacher : Who is Ur Favorite Writer?
Sardar : Ur Daughter.
Every Week She Give Me a Nice Love Letter S
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Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,
ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,
Me na socha surprise don ga…=P;->
mashallah language rules post huay way haen, aur ap logoun ki sahulat kay liye asaan angraizi istamaal ki gai hai
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m sorry if some body shared them b4 
