Some Sardar Jokes i found off the net.
**Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this
Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: “Take my card.”
Waiter: “But sir, this is Ration Card.”**
sardar returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, “Do I look like a foreigner?”
She says no.
The answer angers him. “Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner?”
She again replies in the negative. By now the sardar is fuming.
He yells: “Come close and see, do I look like a foreigner?”
The wife says: “No.”
The sardar who is seething with rage says: “All those women in London were fools. Every time I went out they would say: Look a foreigner.”
