Sardar Jokes

anari4ever · August 8, 1999, 4:30pm

Sardar Jokes

This actually happened. My father’s deputy’s friend took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai”
This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs and approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him “kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai” Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "
Sardarji goes to the movies and he happens to be going for every show of the same movie for a week, when someone stops him and asks " Kyon sardarji, itni aachi lagi kya ki roz har show ke liye aar rahe ho?" Sardarji replies “Ek scene hai jahan ek ladki apne sare kapde utar deti hai lekin thabhi ek saali train saamne se nikal jati hai. Saali train kabhi na kabhi to late aayegi heh heh!”
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks “kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?” Sardarji replies “Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun”
Do u know What Surdarji will do after taking Xerox ? He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes!!
Do u know what surdarji will do if he wants a white paper ? (he already has one and he wants one more..) He takes a Xerox of the white paper!!!