Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.He asks one man
“When will Rajdhani Express go from here”?
Man Replies 12.30.
**“When will Punjab Express go from here”? **
Man Replies 10.30.
“When will Deccan Queen go from here”?
Man Replies 12.30.
Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up
**and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not. **
Sardar replies, “NO. I only want to cross the tracks!”
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**Sardar proposed to a Girl… Girl said.. i m 1 year elder to you.. Sardar **
said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I’ll marry u NEXT YEAR…
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**A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :" too boring, **
too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??
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**“Help… the Titanic is going to be drowned…” **
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God…
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .
**Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. **
I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up
to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards… !!
sub suney huey hain 
