Re: Sardar jokes
Kuch mazeed jokes:
AIK DAFA AIK BACHA BAGH ME DARAKHT PAR CHAR KAR SAIB CHURA RAHA HOTA HAY.ITEFAAQ SE MAALI WAHA AA JAATA HAY, USAY KEHTA HAY NECHAY UTAR WARNA TERE GHAR JAA KAR TERE BAAP KO KEHTA HOON.BACHA KEHTA HAY GHAR JAANE KI KYA ZAROORAT HAY, SAAT WALAY DARAKHT PAR HAIN .
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Aik Molaana sahib majlis me takreer kar raha ta,ke jo aadmi kisi yateem ke sar par shafkat se haat rakay ga usay utna swaab milay ga jitne us yateem ke sar par baal hay.itne me aik aadmi neechay majlis se uta aur kaha molaana sahab agar wo yateem ganja huwa to?
AIK MASHHOOR KHILARI BAZAR GAYE TO LOG JAMA HOGAYE AUR UN SE AUTOGRAPH LAINAY LAGAY. AUTOGRAPH DAYTAY DAYTAY US KHILARI KAY HAATH THAK GAE TANG AKAR UNHON NAY AIK ADMI KI AUTO GARAPH BOOK PER GHADAY KI TASWIR BANADI .US ADMI NAY MUSKURATAY HOOAY KAHA JANAB! MUJHAY AAP KA AUTO GRAPH CHAHYE ,PHOTO GRAPH NAHI .
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do dost kafe aarse bad milte hain to aik dosre se poochta he or sunao yar tumhare FSC clear ho gaye ya nahi dosra dost sharma kar nahi yar wo MATRIC clear mangte hain .
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Babul ke duaein laiti ja ja tujh ko shohar kangal melay maika he hamaisha yaad aye susral ma itni daant melay yaad aye yahan ke murghi tujhay wahan pay chanay ke daal melay tu boll ha table tanis ke ja tujh ko pati foot boll melay Babul ke duaein laiti ja ja tujh ko shohar kangal melay Hey Girls Don''t Mind Ok Just Kiddin.
.kon kehta hai mera aashiq ganja hai bhala chand k bhi baal hoa kertay hain .
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Malik apne nauker se kehta hai ke jao koi khali rikshaw le ke aao nauker jata hai aur kafi der ke baad aata hai kehta hai, malik koi khali rikshaw nahin har rikshaw main aik aadmi betha tha.
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aap ko miss karna roz ki bat hay, yad karna adat ki bat hai, ap se dur rahna kismat ki bat hai, magar ap ko jhalna bare bat hai.
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Aik khan sahab Aeropaln main bathte hai. Aeroplan age hi 2 ghante late hota hai jab, Allah Allah ker ke jab aeroplan runway per chalna shuru hota hai khan sahab kahte hai aik to agae hi late hai upper se aeroplan road se ja raha hai.
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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi, dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim, bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi !!
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jajh mulzim se tum ne isey muka q mara mulzim .... is ne mujhay do sal pehley gainda kaha tha jajh ... 2 year baad q mara mulzim ... kal main zoo gia tha tou wahan gainda dekha tou pata chala gainda aisa hota hai is liye mara
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Mintoo : Mein Is Duniya Ko Mita Doon Ga , Mita Doon Ga , Mita Doon Ga
Chintoo : Mein Tumhein Rubeer Nahi Doon Ga
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Chintoo : Mein Ne Shart Lagaii Thi Ke India Pakistan Se Jeet Jaey Ga Aur Mein Rs:1000 Har Gaya .
Mintoo : Yaar , Tum Ne 1000 Rupee Aik Match Per Laga Diye .
Chintoo : Nahi Yar , Mein Ne 500 Rupee Aik Match Per Lagaye The .
Mintoo : To Dosre 500 Rupee Kaha Gaey
Chintoo : Choro Yar .. Mein Ne Highlights Per Bhi 500 Rupee Lagae The .
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Chintoo Kudh Kushi Karne Ka Soch Kar Railway Station Chala Gaya Aur Waha Per Kuch Chicken Aur Juice Wagera Le Kar Beth Gaya .. Itne Mein Kisi Sahib Ne Poocha ? Kyoon Bhai ? Ye Sab Kya Hai ? ..
Chintoo : Arey Yaar Saali Train Bohat Late Aati Hai .. Mein Ne Socha Kahi Bhook Se Na Mar Jaoo
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Chintoo Bhai Aik Baar Car Factory Gaey Jab Wo Central Minister The ?.Car Factory Ke Manager Ne Kaha
Manager: Chintoo Bhai Ap Ko Mein Aik Car Free Doon Ga
Chintoo : Nahi Mein Ap Se Free Mein Car Nahi Le Sakta
Manager : Chaliye Janab ? 500 Rupe Mein Car Le Lejiye
Chintoo : (Khusi Se ) Chalo ? Phir To Mujhe Do Cars De Do ..
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Chintoo : A 4 Apple
Mintoo : B 4 Bada Apple
Chintoo : C 4 Chota Apple
Mintoo : D 4 Dusra Apple
Chintoo : E 4 Ekaur Apple
Mintoo : F 4 Fokat Ka Apple
Chintoo : G 4 Gol Apple
Mintoo : H 4 Ho Gaya Na Pet Kharab Khake Itne Sare Apple
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Chintoo : (Doctor Se ), Mein Jab Baat Karta Huun To Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.
Docter : Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?
Chintoo: Phone Karte Waqt.
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Chintoo Ne Cycle Chalate Chalate Lady Ko Mar Di
Lady,' Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha Kya?
Chintoo : 'Break Ka Kya Hai, Poori Cycle To Mar Di.....'
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Chiman: Aap Kitna Parhe Ho?
Friend: B.A.
Chiman: Kamal Karte Ho Yaar Sirf Do Word Padhe Aur Woh Bhi Ulte.
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Chintoo Aur Mintoo Aik Bar India Gaey Aur Kisi Ne On Ko Kuch Ziyda Pila Di
Chintoo : Yar Tujhe Maloom Hai ? Bharat Aur Hindustan Ki Jang Hone Wale Hai
Mintoo : Yar Tum Fikar Kyoon Karte Ho , Hum To India Mein Hein Na
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Chintoo : Yar !! Mintoo Ye Sab Logh Bagh Kyoon Rahe Hein
Mintoo : Yar Ye Race Laga Rahe Hein Cup Jeetne Ke Liye
Chintoo : To Cap Kis Ko Mile Ga
Mintoo : Jo Race Jete Ga
Chintoo : To Baqi Sab Kyoon Bagh Rahe Hein !
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Chintoo : ( Bus Stop Per !! Larki Ko Dekh Kar Bola ?.) ? Arey Chand To Raat Ko Nikalta Hai Aj Din Mein Kaise Nikal Gaya
Larki : Arey Ullto To Raat Ko Bolta Hai , Aaj Din Mein Kaise Bol Raha Hai !
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TEEN DOST BATAY KAR RAHAY HOTAY HAY
PHELA: MERY ABU DARIYAY JHELUM SAY JATAY HAY OR DIRYAY CHENAB SAY NIKALTAY HAY.
DOSRA:MERY ABU DARYAY SINDH SAY JATAY HAY OR DIRYAY SUTLEJ SAY NIKALTYA HAY
TEESRA LARKA THORA PARAISHAN HO JATA HAY TO DONO US SAY KHAITAY HAY TUMHARAY ABU KAHA SAY JATAY HAY OR KAHA SAY NIKALTAY HAY
WOH KHAITA HAY MERY ABU TANKI SAY JATAY HAY OR NALKAY SAY NIKALTAY HAY.
