Santa : ‘have you ever heard of the suez canal?’
Banta : ‘yes, i have’
Santa : ‘well, my father dug it.’
Banta : ‘that’s nothing, have you ever heard of dead sea?’
Santa : ‘yes, i have.’
Banta : ‘well, my father killed it.’
Santa sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing the bystander a marathon race is going on.
Sardar : what do they get from that?
Bystander : the winner will get a prize
Sardar : then why are the others running?!
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
“Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese.”
“How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?”
" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.