no offence to any sardar jis:halo:
Here I Take some of you time to make you little smile
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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main bol
Raha Hoon
The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha
Hoon!"
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Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain
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A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch.
There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this?
The Sardar didn’t know English, he said “Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight”
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Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for a
novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing, he bought the
ticket and didn’t travel…
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A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The Sardar behind him in the line
said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks(). The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r**
wrong.
It’s 1258."
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What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat
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Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming
pools,
one of which is always empty? It’s for people who can’t swim!
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Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
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What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well?
A deep thinker..
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Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’
Haan’ replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
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Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he suddenly hit a girl!
So girl shouted, ‘Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!’
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se**
maroon??!!!’
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Help…
The Titanic is going to be drowned… Everybody in the ship is
shouting,
crying, running or praying to God…
Just then an Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles ..
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have
got the experience of swimming even more. The Italian jumps off the ship
into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here?
Sardarji : Downwards…
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