Man: How was your exam today ?
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult
Man: Which one ?
Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ?
I thought…i thought …i thought about it and wrote THUNK
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
Man: Sardarji, where were you born?
Sardarji: PUNJAB.
Man: Which Part?
Sardarji: Oye!Part part kya kar raha hai,whole body born in Punjab.
One Day Sardar’s Girlfriend asks him,
Girlfriend: “Darling,on our Engagement will you give me a RING?”
Sardar: “Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.”
A Teacher told all Students in a class to write as essay on a Cricket Match.
All were busy in writing except one Sardar.
He Wrote as "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH