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ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED
SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!
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Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of AIDS?”
Answer: "So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom
“Help… the Titanic is going to be drowned…”
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God…
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up
to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards… !!
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Sardarjee to Sunita: “I want to marry you”
Sunita: “But I am one year elder to you.”
Sardarjee: “No Problem, then I will marry you next year.”
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Q:) Why does sardarji brings binoculorses in his own marriage?
A:) To see his far reletavies.
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Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
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Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction.
This event really harrased the social nature of sardarji and
then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction .
While he was on his way to his office another Sardar saw him and asked
“Sardar Ji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho”
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A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels,
but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It’z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start from the
middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning
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Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel
Sardar Ji: O Margaye Ajj Pjer Girna Paye Ga
and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed
Sardar Ji: Hey Sala, Ajj Te Choice Mili Ae Keh Ketton Phisalna Ae….!!!
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A Sardar went to interview for a job in military…when he got to the Officer
Officer told him that new rules were in effect to check the education of candidates.
In order to get job 1must answer two questions:
- Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
- How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered…
- The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
- There are 24 seconds in a year.
Officer said, "OK, Its okay the “Today and Tomorrow”, so your answer is correct.
But how did you get only 24 seconds in a year?"
The Sardar replied, “Well, January 2nd & 22nd, February 2nd & 22nd, March 2nd & 22nd, etc…”
