Sardar Jokes [merged]

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki,
Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee.
Wife Boli Kyu?

Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

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Re: Hot Cofee :slight_smile:

:omg:

Glass of water

Banta’s son:dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for a swimming pool.

Banta: give him a glass of water.

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Re: Glass of water

:cb: an oldie goldie

Re: Glass of water

:omg:

Re: Glass of water

awwwwwwww:D

Re: Hot Cofee :slight_smile:

HAHAHAHAHAH:rotfl::::::

Re: Glass of water

Another joke from a poet :blush:

Re: Hot Cofee :slight_smile:

:hehe:

Sardar Jokes

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name
from
NASA to SATYANASA

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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon
ghoorte
ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
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Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi
ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
:hehe:

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Kahan sey joke post kiye jaa rahi hain koyal jee :smack:

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:halo:

Re: :)

hahaha loved the satyanasa one

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:smack: :hehe:

Re: :slight_smile:

Ok I edited it. You guys need to have different icons :mad:

Jaisay lifeless, sweet poison wagera mujhe confuse karti hain waisy hi aap dono :naraz:

Re: Hot Cofee :slight_smile:

:rotfl:

Re: Hot Cofee :slight_smile:

:cb:

Re: :)

i didn't get the 1st & the last joke..:(

Re: Glass of water

:cb:

Re: Glass of water

:hehe: