Sardar joke

once there was a sardar and he met a bengali and asked kitna bajh geya pra-ji ap ki gharri me. Bengali babu said patta nai par shayad 12.00 ho gaya ho ga. sardarji asked kise pata chala. bengali babu said ap ko dekh ke. hi! hi!


Ya Rab dil e muslim ko woh zinda tamanna de,
Jo qalb ko garma de, jo roh ko tarpa de!

Alama Iqbal

You must be joking

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Oh Amal! your joke is so funny :haha:
Atleast this thread became worth seeing because of you.

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Anyway, Pakistani behan! joke kiya tha ya mazsaq kiya tha?

Bass kehiN parr lya tha to idher post kardya!


Ya Rab dil e muslim ko woh zinda tamanna de,
Jo qalb ko garma de, jo roh ko tarpa de!

Alama Iqbal