Two Sardarjis are in a railway station.
“Can I take this train to Ludhiana?” asks the first. “No,” answersthe> >>RR
man.> >>“Can I?” asks the second Sardarji.
A passer by notices a Sardarji by the side of a lake, throwingbricks into
the> >>water.
So he asks the Sardarji “Why are you throwing bricks in to thewater?”
The Sardarji takes a brick and again throws it into the water andsays
thoughtfully “See, I’ve been trying to solve the mystery: why arethe
bricks rectangular and the waves circular?”
Banta singh was in court charged with parking his car in arestricted
area.> >>The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. “They
should> >>not put up such misleading notices”, said Banta singh. “It said,
FINE> >>FOR> >>PARKING HERE.”
Santa singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffition> >>the
wall.It read “Padne wala gadha” (One who reads it is an ass).Santasingh
thought for an hour, erased and wrote back,“Likhene waala gadha”(One> >>who
wrote it is an ass).
To add to this fine collection ,once a sardar ji was lying on a beach when some one asked:
Sardar jee :relaxing?
Sardar,
oye nahin jee:kharak singh :)
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