Sardar ji!! :)

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He had to
get off on station that came up at 4 am. He asked the
guy sitting opposite him on the train to wake him up
at 4 am and gave him Rs 20 to do so. This guy was a
barber, and felt that for Rs 20 the passenger deserved
more service. So, when he fell asleep, the barber
quietly shaved off is beard!
When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up,
and he went home. Reaching home he went to wash
his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
His wife said, " What’s the matter?"
He replied, “The cheat on the train has taken Rs 20
from me and has woken up someone else!!!”


Aab ke hum bichrre to shayad kabhi khuaboon main millen…

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[This message has been edited by Wafa (edited November 05, 2001).]

this is funny

nice joke

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very nice…

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mairay dill mairay mussafir

Nice Joke ..

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Scorpion King
Chinese Mafia

[This message has been edited by confused (edited November 05, 2001).]

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..good1 wafa..

wink .. u kool now ?

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I don’t think, yet I still eXist…

jee janab aur dil rakhne ka bohat shukria

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Aab ke hum bichrre to shayad kabhi khuaboon main millen…

lolz .. dill rakhnay dainay ki baatain na karain idhar..

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.. pp007 aa jayegi nahi to idhar mujhay danday maarnay ..

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I don’t think, yet I still eXist…

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Love is like Heaven but it may hurt you like hell.

*****sigh .. lo dekh lo ..

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I don’t think, yet I still eXist…

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ye moon aur maissor ki daal

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aab to main be aap maron gi

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Aab ke hum bichrre to shayad kabhi khuaboon main millen…

jalne wale ka moon kala hota hai

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Aab ke hum bichrre to shayad kabhi khuaboon main millen…

ooh choot to nahin lagi

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hhhhmmmm… iss tarah to hota hai iss tarah ke kamon main

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Aab ke hum bichrre to shayad kabhi khuaboon main millen…

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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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good one

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ixci:

u think tum bohat gori ho tu kia hua waise bhi bachpan main suna tha Goray GATOR ke hote hian aru kalay Allah mian ke pyare hote hian

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Love is like Heaven but it may hurt you like hell.