These are good ones…
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Sardarji is at a feast arranged by the Queen of England. One of the dignitaries present
requests the Queen, “Pass the Wine you Divine !”. Sardarji thinks to himself -"How poetic ". Sardar also wants to say a rhyming sentence. He tells the British ambassador sitting next to him, “Pass the custard you *******”.
An Englishman, an American, and a Sardarji were called upon to test a lie detector. The
Englishman said, “I think I can guzzle 20 bottles of beer.” Buzzzz… went the lie detector. “okay,” he said, “10 bottles.” And the machine was silent.
Then it was the American’s turn. " I can eat upto 15 hamburgers." Again the lie detector went Buzzzz… Alright, 6 hamburgers…but definitely 6." This time the machine was silent.
The Sardarji started, " I think…" And the machine went Buzzzz…
Santa’s eldest daughter had been taken to the delivery room in a hospital. Santa was
anxiously waiting for the news when he heard the crying of a newborn babe.
A few minutes later a nurse came out and congratulated him. “Sister, Am I a grandfather or a grandmother?”*