Sardar was sitting & thinking hard.
Sardarni asked: Kya soch rahe ho?
Sardar: Yeh STAR TV walonko kaise pata chalta hai?
Sardarni: Kya?
Sardar: Aap dekh rahey hain STAR PLUS
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
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Sardar goes to the super store and shouted: “oyeee mera free gift mineral water ke saath kahan hai?”
Salesman: “Sir there’s no free gift with it”
Sardar ji: “Yaar.. wekho lika hai bacteria free”
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lolz
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hahahhahahaha
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:)
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hahaha very funny.......
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kisi sardar ne parh lia na tu phir kher nai hogi .....
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LOL Goood 1
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angraiz to a man: which one is your favourite flower/plant?
man: rose
angraiz: o man..i use it in my toilet to wipe my s**t with it
same question to another man..
reply: jasmine
angraiz: o man..i use it in my toilet with roses to wipe my s**t with it
same question to a sikh..
SIKH: MY FAV. IS CACTUS…HUM KAR SAAF JO MARZI !! 