One day a sardar is taking a walk with his three dogs.
A man comes and asks him, “Yaar! Your dogs are so nice and healthy. What are their names?”
So the sardar immediately answers, very Proudly,
“Harvinder Singh, Balvinder Singh and Sukhvinder Singh.”
The man is impressed by the names and asks the sardar, "What’s your name praji?
The sardar proudly replies, “Tommy.”
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A Sardarji walks into a library, goes up to the librarian, and says,
“I’ll have a Big Mac, a large fry, and a Diet Coke.”
Puzzled, the librarian tells her, “I’m sorry, Sir, this is a library.”
So the Sardarji says (whispering very softly),
“Oh, I’m so sorry… I’ll have a Big Mac, a large fry, and Diet Coke.”
