in ONTARIO
Shot 3 ducks
On the way back, gets stopped by a cop who doesnt like brown people
"Hey yooo - Got hunting license ? "
Sardarji promptly produces a valid hunting license
Cop picks up duck, smells its butt and says
"That aint no Ontario duck - thats from Manitoba.. Got a license for Manitoba ?"
Sardarji reaches into his pocket and produces a Manitoba License.
Cop picks another duck, smells its butt
"Now this is a Alberta duck - Got license for Alberta ? "
Sardarji promptly produces the Alberta license
Cop picks the last duck, smells its butt 
“**This is a Quebec duck - Bet you dont have a quebec license **..”
Sardarji produces the Quebec license as well
Cop is really phisshheed off
"Just where the Hell are you from 
"
Sardarji turns around and bends over…
"YOU tell me 
" 
