Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else
could use them if he lost his checkbook?
Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day.
“Why are you wearing two jackets?”.his friend Santa Singh asked him.
“Because,” said Banta Singh, “The directions on the can said to put on
two coats.”
Why does a sardar only change his baby’s diapers once a month?
Because it says right on the box “good for up to 20 pounds.”