SArdar ji was flying to Africa on PIA…Now the thought of Africa and Sahara desert was making Sardar ji thirsty. He asks the airhostess Miss Shazia for a glass of water…and she politely brings him one (strange for a PIa air hostess)…Sardar ji thinks for a second or two and requests for another glass of water because it was Africa ka maumla…koi mazak to nhin…Well Miss Shazia thinks sardar ji is line maring and just being annoying…She goes to the pilot and complains about the sardar ji.
Pilot was already exhausted as if he was riding a camel may be because it was Africa ka maumla…) He tells Miss Shazia to hand Sardar ji a Parachute and throw him out of the plane.
Miss Shazia feeling victorious goes to the sardar ji and tells him that we are having some technical problems and the Plane might crash anytime so it is requested that you take this parachute and jump off the plane.
Sardar ji kind of bewildered tells Miss Shazia “nhin mein nhin…nhin mein kyooon bai…” Miss Shazia explains sardar ji that all you have to do is press this yellow button on the parachute and it will open up…u will land safely and we have our jeeps on the ground who will take you to luxurious hotels.
Sardar ji thinks of the hotels and jumps right away…half way in the air sardar ji presses the yellow button but the parachute doesn’t open…Sardar ji starts panicing…he screams aaaaaaaa! and then says…“meinooN pehlay hi putta si kurri jhoot bol rhi aay…thulay jeepaN wi nhin ayaN honyaaN :)”
ha ha ha! 
ciao,
BoSS