A Sardarji happened to participate in a competition, which was about
writing the
shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must
have four ingredients viz. religion,sex, suspense and mystery.
Sardarji’s turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave a
story, which was just one sentence and read “Oh god, my wife is going to
deliver a child”. Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji
whether it contained all the four ingredients !! Sardarji replied
affirmatively and gave his explanation as below:
Oh god : religion
My wife: sex
Going to deliver a child: suspense (whether a girl or a boy)
“Okay… but where is the mystery ?” asked one of the organizers.
The sardar replied : who is the father?
The Sardarji was the winner for writing the shortest story.
lol. Keep smiling